Disclaimer: This essay was written in a fit of anger and emotion. It is very selfish and opinionated, and is not the way I feel (most of the time). It is not meant to classify any friend of mine, only myself. It is definately official. Women are evil bitches, and men are stupid ass holes. …

The reason this essay is titled “The Second Worst Day of Morgan’s Life” is because I have had a worse day than this. I wrote a play about that is called The Worst Day of Morgan’s Life. Considering my worst day was when I descended into hell, the second worst day of my life only …

With all the oscar hype and such going around about the recent box office smash “Chicago,” I’ve been analyzing more and more why I had such a negative reaction to this movie. While everyone who saw the movie with me that night, and everyone who I’ve talked to about it since, loved the movie and …

Here are some deep thoughts that I wrote or someone said and I unashamedly stole, because I want to be like Jack Handey. Although I fall far short of his comic flatulence, I sure like to try. And there will certainly be more as my brain has a tendency to take I-75 right to the …