I think we should all be color blind. Or at least mouse blind.
Category: Deep Thoughts
Here are some deep thoughts that I wrote or someone said and I unashamedly stole, because I want to be like Jack Handey. Although I fall far short of his comic flatulence, I sure like to try. And there will certainly be more as my brain has a tendency to take I-75 right to the weird store. So here they are.
Deep Thoughts – Contemplating
One need not contemplate their own existence. Nor why I’m wearing a dress.
Deep Thoughts – Zuchinni
I think I’d eat zuchinni a lot more if it didn’t have that goofy name. Oh, and if it didn’t taste like poo.
Deep Thoughts – Tigers
What if Tigers looked like Butterflies? Do you ever shut-up?
Deep Thoughts – Driving
Instead of driving a car, I’d rather drive a hard bargain, or the point home. And make sweet love to the point.
Deep Thoughts – Humorous
If there was a guy named Funny who wasn’t very humorous, would he still be funny? Maybe if he got kicked in the crotch.
Deep Thoughts – Cheetos
If there were no heaven, I think I’d eat a lot more cheetos.
Deep Thoughts – Hello
Sometimes instead of saying “Hello,� don’t you just feel like saying “I’m Batman.�
Deep Thoughts – Spring
One of these days, I’m finally going to track down that bastard who keeps taking an hour away from me in the spring.
Deep Thoughts – The White Store
One time I thought an empty billboard was selling the color white. So I called the number at the bottom of the billboard and asked, “Is this the white store?� and the guy said, “Excuse me, that’s Caucasian store.� I didn’t even know that was a color.