February 7, 2004 7:24 PM – I was sitting at a red light today behind a car with a bumper sticker that red “These Colors Don’t Run!” with a picture of an American Flag. Now the funny thing is the colors on the bumper sticker were completely faded, leaving only the blue and slight image …

It’s amazing to me what our pop culture has come to. The superbowl halftime show just seems to get worse and worse. I mean it’s just amazing when we live in a time where your nipple cap can accidentally show. When I’m wearing my sterling silver nipple caps over top of my skin tight suit, …

Some of my favorite characters in movies are the pathetic ones. I watch the characters that never say the right things, act like idiots on accident in front of the person they are madly in love with, and just never win, and I love those characters. I sympathize with them, and I know they won’t …

Well, the Bears season once again ended with a ‘thunk.’ So I just wanted to warn anyone out there thinking of becoming a sports fan, don’t ever ever ever follow a Chicago team. Much like my love life, it is an incredible let down, and nothing ever happens.

I’ve got to write something The icicle lights twinkle The inspiration escapes Like a fleeting memory I think I can capture But the words never come out right Paper can burn Why do I feel these words immortal Wind blowing through a tree Felt but never seen It’s like I just can’t listen hard enough …

So I noticed that the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show was on the other night, on CBS no less (no, I did not watch it), and I thought that TV had stooped to a new low, and then, just ten minutes ago, I turned on to see that Ricki Lake had on “Playboy’s Women of Wal-Mart.” …

Is it just me or is Gollum Willem Defoe on his 610th birthday?

The most recent bit of vandalism in my apartment elevator gave me a chuckle. In the new No Smoking sign, someone etched “I heart hoes.”

Speaking of fast food campaigns, someone needs to tell Arby’s to just drop the friggin oven mitt thing.

It occurs to me that the only real message to the new McDonalds “I’m Lovin’ it” campaign is that you can order what you please at McDonalds. Were you forced to order specific things before?