Well, I bought the patch (my latest attempt to quit smoking), but they keep sticking to my lips.

For those of you Lord of the Rings fans, if you want to see a section of dialogue from Fellowship differently than you ever saw it before, just check this out. Mashed Taters

Do you ever feel like everyone else in the world is in love except you?

There are a good amount of wild turkeys that wander around where I work now. In fact, I could easily say that there are more wild turkeys here than I have ever seen in my whole life. Considering I’ve maybe seen 2 wild turkeys before working here, I guess that doesn’t say much. They are …

There’s a billboard on my way to work that advertises “Buck Snort Lodge Products.” I can’t even begin to think what products would fit the brand “Buck Snort Lodge.”

So my latest attempt at quitting smoking as been using toothpicks (or T-picks as I calls it). Not going too well. I can’t keep em lit!

So for those of you who have watched the weather channel or a news program of your choice recently and seen the feet upon feet of snow in Michigan and then thought to yourself “I’ll bet that’d be really fun to drive in,” let me be the first to tell you, it’s not. Considering I …

So I had a really great dream the other night, and I have to say I hate really good dreams. I would much rather have a terrifying dream, because at least my life looks real nice in comparison. But I hate having that moment where you wake up and literally go “Dammit, it was a …

I’m trying to quit smoking right now, and those of you who have quit or at least quit something equal in habit level may relto my feelings. First of all, smoking is such a strange habit in the first place. You don’t really think about it, but the process involves lighting something on fire, inhaling …

Well, happy Valentine’s Day everyone. Blogs around the globe are commenting on this holiday right now, no doubt. And I guess I will too. First off, can we at least agree it’s a fake holiday? I realize it’s based on several different historical things, but let’s just run through the story real quick. In 496, …