Well my Topaz is officially dead. It was a good car, and we had a good run, but it was time. First received from my Grandmother after she died (may she rest in peace as well) without a blemish on her (the Topaz that is), but she left us with only one working automatic lock, …
Category: Random Thoughts
My Random Thoughts
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Do you ever think, “Man, I haven’t seen the movie Ladyhawk enough?” Me neither, I was just asking.
On Directors Commentaries and Fame
So I’ve been watching the special features for the movie Elf recently, and it got me thinking. I love watching director’s commentaries and behind the scenes stuff, but at the same time it always makes me wish that I had been a part of it. I’m not sure if this would happen for most people, …
Changes
If you didn’t notice, I setup “Me Neither, I Was Just Asking” to be its own blog, instead of being just an essay, because I wanted to be able to add new ones as I felt like it. Sorry if I overloaded your RSS reader.
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Have you ever been talking to yourself in your car, and you think of something funny, so you laugh a little bit. Then about 2 minutes later you actually say what you were thinking out loud and you pretend like you just thought of it? Me neither, I was just asking.
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Have you ever been drinking hooch with the mayor, when that bastard monkey walks in, raving about some musical soap dish that he met in one of his thousand acid trips, which he never shuts up about, and the first thing you say is “How did you get out of the fridge?â€? Me neither, I …
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Have you ever been walking your dog and thought “Well if he can, why can’t I?� Me neither, I was just asking.
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Have you ever spilled cologne on your tooth brush, forgot about it, then thought your taste buds must be really screwed up? Me neither, I was just asking.
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Have you ever been cleaning out the litter box and got curious? Me neither, I was just asking.
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Have you ever taken your glasses off to take a shower, then when you get out and put your shirt on, you spot a water spot on your shirt, but with your glasses off it looks like your nipple, then you get really scared because you think maybe you came down with that mysterious “moving …