Well everyone has heard by now that the Earth’s beloved Steve Irwin has died. I personally loved the Croc Hunter, as it was a joy to watch someone who was incredibly passionate about what he did, and of course it was fun to see him almost kill himself over and over. So it was only …
Category: Random Thoughts
My Random Thoughts
Ugh, not you again
I had a dream last night about the first girl I ever fell in love with. I’ve done this a few times now, and I always wake up with a foggy, ethereal air of contententment and happiness at our reunion. Nothing sexual at all, just us reunited. So I wake up content, and then immediately …
On Being Productive (J on the Myers-Briggs)
One more frightening glimpse into my neurosis. I hate to take naps. Hate it. I almost always feel worse afterward (specifically it feels like my teeth are loose, PLEASE comment if you’ve ever had that feeling), and my body just doesn’t like sleeping for a very short period of time. However, more than anything, the …
The Hot ‘n’ Now Apocalypse
One of the most disturbing and mysterious events of my lifetime was the sudden disappearance of every Hot ‘n’ Now in the country. One day I was enjoying their large Olive Burger with a medium Surge, and the next day all of them had packed up and gone. Literally in the course of human history …
Snip Snip, Sip Sip
I decided since I rant about advertising enough, I’d setup a whole separate category called that. So my latest rant is on a billboard I’ve seen several times on my way to and from work. It’s for Seagram’s Extra Dry Gin, and the ad is a stylized looking barbershop with someone sitting getting their haircut, …
Heading Out
So 6/6/6 (if you take out the 0) came and went and nothing happened. I heard there were bets being taken in Vegas as to whether or not the world would end, and 200 people actually bet that it would. What if you win? The Omen was pretty good too, by the way. Also, if …
Me Neither, I Was Just Asking
Do you ever smell the pants you’ve been wearing for three straight days, think “hmmm, borderline,” then put them back on and wear them for two more days? Me neither, I was just asking.
This is Beer
If you’ve been checking my blog for any length of time, you know my penchant for complaining about commercials (maybe I should start a new category). Well here’s another one. Budweiser is currently running a radio ad that absolutely blows my mind. It’s just a song that plays, and I searched for the entire lyrics, …
The Conversation
The thing that drives me crazy about Christians, is the fact that we are so fast to judge, and so slow to discuss. Nothing encapsulates this more than the issue of homosexuality that is growing to an unavoidable point in our culture. We, of course, still have the immensely ungraceful crowd that are quick to …
Gouranga
Okay, so I just got this spam in my email: Call out Gouranga be happy Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga… That which brings the highest happiness! That’s a keeper.