Now I don’t mean to get all anti-dentite, but is there a worse place to go than the dentist? My last few dentist experiences (with Dentist Surly) have actually been quite short and painless (relatively), but it’s still just a miserable experience regardless (or irregardless), and I’m always ecstatic when it’s over. You sit there …
Category: Random Thoughts
My Random Thoughts
Deep Thoughts – Blind
I think we should all be color blind. Or at least mouse blind.
Deep Thoughts – Contemplating
One need not contemplate their own existence. Nor why I’m wearing a dress.
Some change…
Will do you good. I figured it was about time to change the look of my site a little bit, so I’ll be tweaking that over the next couple days. Let me know what you think.
Random Halloween Thoughts
So I haven’t really been able to come up with a full post that isn’t about sports, so I figured I’d just give some more random thoughts on Halloween (they don’t necessarily have anything to do with Halloween). – Halloween is always a good reminder of just how much fear mongering that local news stations …
Deep Thoughts – Zuchinni
I think I’d eat zuchinni a lot more if it didn’t have that goofy name. Oh, and if it didn’t taste like poo.
Deep Thoughts – Tigers
What if Tigers looked like Butterflies? Do you ever shut-up?
Deep Thoughts – Driving
Instead of driving a car, I’d rather drive a hard bargain, or the point home. And make sweet love to the point.
Random Thursday Thoughts
– Why do people always say “It’s like Deja Vu all over again”? – Beautiful women rule the world. I wish they didn’t have such power over me. To quote George Costanza, beautiful women are Godzilla “and I’m thousands of fleeing Japanese.” – Why couldn’t God have given me a calling to be an accountant …
Deep Thoughts – Humorous
If there was a guy named Funny who wasn’t very humorous, would he still be funny? Maybe if he got kicked in the crotch.