Just wanted to share this hilarious and very real interaction that just happened between Corinne and I via instant message: Morgan – I just kept thinking last night “I really like being Corinne’s boyfriend” Corinne – I’m thinking about destroying my 2 mile “run” today w a very large order of fries and scene.
Quick Birthday Story
So as you may know it was my birthday a couple days ago. Apart from my throat attempting to kill me and a useless revisit to the Doctor’s office, it was pretty great. But here’s the main reason why. So the plan from the start was that Corinne and I and a bunch of friends …
It’s been a while
Sheesh, it’s been a long time since I’ve blogged anything. Sorry about that. My last post was so long, I figured that bought me a couple months. 🙂 I’ll try to have a new post of some sort soon, but in the meantime, here’s some completely random thoughts. – I have mono right now, but …
Government Offices Part 2: The Office of Utter Chaos (continued)
So my mission seemed accomplished, as I waited patiently by my mailbox for further instructions from the Office of Utter Chaos. Two weeks passed with no update via mail. As instructed, I called the office. I talked to a gentleman who I assumed was a gym teacher in his spare time. Given the fact that …
Government Offices Part 2: The Office of Utter Chaos
You may recall the previous adventures of our hero and his attempt to procure an Illinois Driver’s License. Government Offices Part 1 After successfully conquering the Secretary of State and receiving an Illinois driver’s license, our hero was now given a new task, one to be carried out in the domain of a new and …
Faith and I
Another new song. Faith and I I think about the times you rode your bike down And we spent all night just laying in the flowers And I said “Hey June, what is it you wanna do?” You said “Let’s climb that old water tower” And as this mad mad world slowly turns We’ll sit …
Why’s Facebook Always the First to Know?
Another new song. Figured it was time for another long title song. Why’s Facebook Always the First to Know? Here comes that old apology For everything I can’t stop feeling And you know just what you do to me I’m just another heart you’re stealing Cuz you’re just like that old line I’ve always heard …
Bulls Thoughts
So this current Bulls/Celtics series has required me to purchase a defibrillator, but on the bright side, I’m a shoe in for Crank 3. So before this all important game 6, I just wanted to put up a couple of my thoughts. – When the Bulls made the playoffs, I figured they didn’t have a …
Some very random non sports thoughts, and my take on the NFL Draft
– A plea to performing musicians, if you cover a song, please don’t change the gender in the lyrics. In other words, don’t change the lyrics of “Misery Business” by Paramore from “got him where I want him now” to “got her where I want her now”. If you sing the former, I won’t necessarily …
The Sad Bastard Waltz (in two movements)
Finally a new song! I might record this and actually put a video up here of me playing it, but in the meantime, here’s the lyrics. The Sad Bastard Waltz (in two movements) You share your cigarette as you hang up the phone Sure sucks getting caught in this, but it’s nice to not be …