Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

It amazes me how people seem to start and end their adult lives knowing everything. I think it starts between 12 – 17 and ends between 60 – death.

Someone needs to tell bats to just settle down. I would, but they squeak a lot, which I’m just not into. And they’re freaky.

To whoever invented Ice Cream – Thank you.

My esteemed, and often mentioned, colleague made another nice observation. I quote – “Why do we say Tunafish? Isn’t that like saying fishfish? You don’t say HamburgerCow, or BaconPig.”

You know, Christians can be the most selfish people on the planet sometimes. We’re always talking about “my” walk, “my” journey, “my” story with God and we so rarely say “our.” Any time we hurt or ignore people we can always say “God’s doing amazing things in my life.”

I have a new friend over the direct connect on my Nextel. It started off as a prank call (which I get a surprising number of on my direct connect), and we ended up talking for quite some time. Interesting how people evolve along with technology. I’ll update you as I go along.

Another sign that you’re getting old is when you only get Oil and Vinegar on your salad. Food has a lot to do with getting old I’ve noticed.

With all the people in this world, how is it possible to be so lonely? And why does one person’s opinion and feelings matter so much? Unanswerable questions.

I purchased some Bacardi 0, that new orange drink of theirs, and when I popped the cap, I expected some gorgeous black-haired, olive-skinned ladies to burst through my door and dance with me in a suspiciously sexual way, as their commercials seem to suggest. Needless to say, this did not occur, however, a few gorgeous …

I’ve learned that the key to going to a wedding is to make yourself better looking than the groom so that the bride will think “Why aren’t I marrying that guy?” Just kidding, Tim, you’re almost as attractive as me.