I had to escort a friend of mine to the oral surgeon the other day to have his wisdom teeth removed, and I noticed something I found humorous. In the reception area, there was a sign that informed me that Nitrous Oxide (or laughing gas) on any operation will cost extra, and if I would …
Pyramid Viruses
You know what I realized today. Computer viruses, the email kind, are like pyramid schemes. Now just follow me here for a moment. There’s this guy who works for amway, oh I’m sorry alticore, oh I’m sorry quixtar, oh I’m sorry, some other crappy place, who goes to the bookstore that I frequent and is …
Top Fifteen Again
I liked that first fifteen thing, so I think I’ll try it again. 1. Perry Como – I Wish it Could Be Christmas Forever (yikes, first thing) 2. Joan Baez – I Shall Be Released 3. Brave Combo – It’s Christmas Man! (two Christmas ones right off the bat) 4. Natalie Cole – The Very …
The Passion
February 27, 2004 7:59 PM – I saw “The Passion of the Christ” earlier this week, and since it has been such a controversial film, I figured I would give my own feedback. If you have not seen the film, and don’t want me to spoil the ending, stop reading. Just kidding, but actually this …
Top Fifteen
February 27, 2004 7:18 PM – Inspired by tmcamp, who was inspired by Neil Gaman, I’ve decided to randomize every mp3 track that I own and list what the first fifteen are. TM’s so far have been rather embarrassing and I expect mine to be the same. Since I have almost 16,000 mp3s, there is …
These colors don’t run, but they do fade
February 7, 2004 7:24 PM – I was sitting at a red light today behind a car with a bumper sticker that red “These Colors Don’t Run!” with a picture of an American Flag. Now the funny thing is the colors on the bumper sticker were completely faded, leaving only the blue and slight image …
Nipple Cap
It’s amazing to me what our pop culture has come to. The superbowl halftime show just seems to get worse and worse. I mean it’s just amazing when we live in a time where your nipple cap can accidentally show. When I’m wearing my sterling silver nipple caps over top of my skin tight suit, …
Pathetic Characters
Some of my favorite characters in movies are the pathetic ones. I watch the characters that never say the right things, act like idiots on accident in front of the person they are madly in love with, and just never win, and I love those characters. I sympathize with them, and I know they won’t …
Typical Bears Ending
Well, the Bears season once again ended with a ‘thunk.’ So I just wanted to warn anyone out there thinking of becoming a sports fan, don’t ever ever ever follow a Chicago team. Much like my love life, it is an incredible let down, and nothing ever happens.
Gotta Write Something
I’ve got to write something The icicle lights twinkle The inspiration escapes Like a fleeting memory I think I can capture But the words never come out right Paper can burn Why do I feel these words immortal Wind blowing through a tree Felt but never seen It’s like I just can’t listen hard enough …