Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

So I had a really great dream the other night, and I have to say I hate really good dreams. I would much rather have a terrifying dream, because at least my life looks real nice in comparison. But I hate having that moment where you wake up and literally go “Dammit, it was a …

I’m trying to quit smoking right now, and those of you who have quit or at least quit something equal in habit level may relto my feelings. First of all, smoking is such a strange habit in the first place. You don’t really think about it, but the process involves lighting something on fire, inhaling …

Well, happy Valentine’s Day everyone. Blogs around the globe are commenting on this holiday right now, no doubt. And I guess I will too. First off, can we at least agree it’s a fake holiday? I realize it’s based on several different historical things, but let’s just run through the story real quick. In 496, …

It occurred to me that it seems everyone who moves to Michigan from somewhere else, suddenly becomes real elitist about the weather. I don’t know what it is about this place that brings that out, but I’ve heard more people talk about the weather they miss so much from New York (?) or Colorado or …

Well, Happy Chinese New Year, or as they say in English in China “Happy New Year.” I realized this morning that I actually have no idea why Chinese New Year falls when it does, but they don’t play by Western standards, and I always respect that. It’s also Ash Wednesday, so happy that too I …

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines …

This has brought me endless amounts of joy in the last week. I won’t even bother explaining it, just enjoy it as it is: Llama Song

So elections happened in Iraq, which is a good thing in terms of the democratization of Iraq, and something I certainly support. However, I was listening to a radio show on the way to work today hosted by a fiery conservative who was saying in extremely similar words “Iraq is now free. President Bush should …

So I’ve always made a point of telling people that I have a website, but not a blog, though I realize that my lack of putting things up other than random thoughts has really turned this into a blog site. I’m going to keep putting up plays, skits and essays, but I guess I’ve been …