Morgan’s Rantings and Waxings

There’s a house on my way to work that has had two huge pastel blow-up lit easter bunny lawn ornaments. That seems just a touch ridiculous (as well as totally hideous) to me. But then, I passed by there this morning and there’s a third bunny out there! This is no longer decoration, this is …

Passing through the crowd on the road of life People all the same He asks “Why’d you stop here at this place?” I’m just trying to catch the game H e says “I’m off to find it all I’m off to make it pretty See my name in the bright lights In the summer, in …

I work with email all day long, so I see the strange, the bad, and the ugly. A few observations, while we’re on the subject. Why do people attempt to make some sort of statement with their email address? Seeing as I also work for a Christian company, I see a lot of addresses that …

Well, I bought the patch (my latest attempt to quit smoking), but they keep sticking to my lips.

For those of you Lord of the Rings fans, if you want to see a section of dialogue from Fellowship differently than you ever saw it before, just check this out. Mashed Taters

Do you ever feel like everyone else in the world is in love except you?

There are a good amount of wild turkeys that wander around where I work now. In fact, I could easily say that there are more wild turkeys here than I have ever seen in my whole life. Considering I’ve maybe seen 2 wild turkeys before working here, I guess that doesn’t say much. They are …

There’s a billboard on my way to work that advertises “Buck Snort Lodge Products.” I can’t even begin to think what products would fit the brand “Buck Snort Lodge.”

So my latest attempt at quitting smoking as been using toothpicks (or T-picks as I calls it). Not going too well. I can’t keep em lit!

So for those of you who have watched the weather channel or a news program of your choice recently and seen the feet upon feet of snow in Michigan and then thought to yourself “I’ll bet that’d be really fun to drive in,” let me be the first to tell you, it’s not. Considering I …