Well thank God for this past Saturday, because I really can’t imagine it getting much lower than that. It’s embarrassing enough being a Cubs fan in general, and it was really embarrassing being one after a pitcher and catcher fight. However, all the "Cubs clubhouse in disarray" headlines I think are a little inaccurate. Zambrano …
Author: morgan
Burgers for Breakfast
So I don’t know if you’ve heard this yet, but Burger King’s new advertising campaign is pushing "burgers for breakfast" because you can now apparently order a Whopper at 7am. The commercial also tells you to "be the first person to eat a burger" that day. Really? Burgers for breakfast, that’s your brilliant idea? Does …
I’ll tell you what I’ve learned about women…
So while I don’t necessarily consider myself in the “dating scene” right now, I have been on several dates recently. I hadn’t been on a real “date” in a long time, and I’d just like to point out a few things I’ve learned (and yes, I’ve learned all these the hard way). – Memorize the …
Cubs Quips – 5/30
So I was initially going to try to make this a weekly Cubs sort of column (kind of like what I do with the Bears/NFL), and everytime I think to type it up, I forget, and then big things happen with the Cubs, and then new big things, and then the original stuff I was …
I Never Want to be…
someone who plays the autoharp and clearly takes it way too seriously.
I Never Want to be…
the guy who wears a kilt to an IT conference.
I Never Want to be…
the guy who wears a t-shirt of the band he’s in at a performance.
New Category
Figured it was about time to add a new category to the blog. This one is called “I Never Want to be…” and it’s probably self-explanatory. Hope you enjoy.
And one more thing…. Falwell
I forgot to mention. Is it bad that I was a little glad when I heard that Falwell had died? I didn’t want him dead and I wouldn’t have killed him and I didn’t even wish him physical ill will (unless it was some sort of mouth disease that made him shut it), but my …
Blowing up Stuff
Sorry I haven’t posted much in a while. Guess I just haven’t had much to say recently. I know, hard to believe. However, one quick thing I just wanted to mention. Crummy Church Signs recently posted a church sign that said the following: "When is the last time you heard of a Jew or Christian …