First off, dammit Bulls!  You go and lose the one game that really really mattered the last couple weeks, and now we have to play the Heat in the first round, rather than the Nets.  Boo.  So the road to the Eastern Conference Finals is a little tougher and ridiculously more annoying now.  And now every game that I watch of yours in the first round of the playoffs, I’m going to have to listen to Bill Walton or whatever other idiot loudmouth commentator talk non stop about Shaq and Dwayne Wade, and the fact that the Bulls don’t have a dominating big man.  I’m seriously going to have to mute the TV or something because I’m going to shoot myself if I have to listen that crap.

The thing is, my absolute ideal would be for the Bulls to take out the Heat in the playoffs, but in my sports experience, God doesn’t really like me all that much, so what better way for the Bulls to go down than to the one team I hate more than words can express.  Ugh.  Things were looking so bright an beautiful a week ago.

Sidethought, when I was watching the Bulls/Nets game, Walton still managed to talk about the Heat 20% of the time he was on.  I can’t even imagine how annoying the telecasts of this series are going to be.  And to top it off, he spent about another 20% of his time talking about how good Jo-quim Noah would be on either the Bulls or the Nets.  No, no, no!  Thank God Turico is there or else I would have completely lost it.

So, any bets on what game the first flagrant foul from Posey will be?  I’m thinking game 3.  But he’s a big fat lazy ass hole, so what are you going to do.

Sorry, I was going to try to get through this post without swearing, but I seriously can’t put into words how much I hate the Heat.

Go Bulls.  Please.  I beg you.