Here’s an actual spam that came through work:
Sex is a play, and you must win!
[there was a link here]
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
There is a good side to every situation.
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Men are born to succeed, not fail.
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Does anyone read that and then want to click that link? Who makes these things?
It sounds like a Pinter play…
(seizes the computer, flings it against the wall…stares at the broken screen)
(retrives the computer from the floor, takes a swig of warm vodka and begins reading the next post.)