There’s a George W. Bush commercial out right now where he says “I can’t imagine the pain of someone having to decide which child to pick up on September 11th.” I can’t for the life of me figure out what that’s supposed to mean. Are two kids dying and you can only pick up one? Is this a question from the game Scruples? Maybe I just don’t get it because I’m not a parent. And the whole time he’s talking in the commercial, there sits Laura like a statue, as expressionless and opinionless as ever.